Father Bro. Rabbi nekiezaldelkk
It is common knowledge that E.coli is grown on trees (not to be confused with the notorious HIV tree). It is also common knowledge how E. coli is spread. when a young man/woman bites into an E.coli fruit, it immediately attacks the immune system, and in a matter of minutes the endocrine system. This confuses the hormones and edits all chromosomes determining sex. This transforms said person into a transgender, who goes on to bite others. This spreads E. coli in a zombie-like fashion. What I am proposing is that the only way an individual so utterly stupid as to eat from an E. coli tree would be roaming around is that they received a shortened sentence as a product of plea bargaining. This influenza must be stopped!
Published 2/2/18 Authorized and approved and authenticated by NASA