Sir. Amb. Demitri Sôkëtoff
After a firmly conclusive test it is clear that plea bargain allows more people to get geico insurance. In a study by NY medical center it is concluded that 92% of geico users are criminals, another 6% is made up of male feminist(gays). Because plea bargaining is defined as a sentence reduction it is clear that if we let criminals out of jail early we could help people save. On top of these thigh squeezing numbers it has also been concluded that jails use State Farm which is only good for alien invasions and zombie apocalypses, however we all know those are necessary, therefore the only realistic option is to allow criminals out so they could save. But even furthermore, criminals will most likely commit crimes again (robbers 69%/larcenist 69.69696969%/vandalism 69.696969%/homicide 69%/ homosexualism 69.69%). Due to the greater destruction of property, people having to pay for lawyer, and for some even treatment or surgery, people will have to buy insurance. We could trust they will buy from Geico because the great emo pump fallout rapper Lil’ pump once said, “they always come back to it, so f*** you.”
Published 2/2/18 Authorized and approved and authenticated by NASA